The Ginger Snap

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

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ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

What I think when kids in my class read
  • That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
  • That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
  • Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
  • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
  • Can I sleep?
  • If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
  • You can’t pronounce THAT word?
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
  • My skin’s crawling
  • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
  • You skipped a line
  • LOL what was that?
  • I don’t even. 

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

person: are you athletic?
me: i run
person: oh sweet
me: *whispers* a blog.

scootaloo-pootaloo:

scottishtempertantrum:

her little face jkhgkfyfh j

One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.

People: You're going to go deaf because you play your music so loud.
Me: At least I won't have to listen to your bullshit.

m-oonblaze:

everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

dnlhern:

i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr

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please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

farahbear:

was that a horcrux

rneng:

If you are ever feeling upset about a long distance/internet relationship just know that my mom and stepdad met on the game Runescape and have been together for 6 (just about 7) years